Step right up and behold this wondrous array of freakish specimens of the fungal world!
First up, be amazed by these amazing balls of mushroom! Amazeballs!
And what, pray tell, is this large object? A hat? A chair? A satellite dish? It’s a mushroom, I say!
What’s that strange gray flower, you say? That’s no flower!
These petals are all fungus, my friends!
Gray too dull for you? Need more color in your fungal bouquet? How about a bit of green to brighten you fungal arrangement?
And what’s this emerging from the mulch? Is that a yellow balloon, being inflated from below? Decorations for the mole’s birthday party? Why, no! It’s a mushroom!
What’s up in that tree? Has someone adorned the trunk with a festive flouncing of ruffles? Why no! These lovelies have planted themselves!
And this strange thing poking up through the garden mulch reminds me of something…I can’t quite place it…
And what’s that disk hovering low to the ground, practically glowing in the twilight? Is that a tiny UFO, bringing tiny aliens to earth?
Well, no! Would you believe it’s merely a mushroom?
Watch your head as you exit the gallery, and don’t forget to pay a visit to the gift shop on your way out.
This evening’s presentation was brought to you by the Fans of Fungal Fabulousness, a completely fictitious group of mushroom maniacs. It was also brought to you by an excess of tiredness and a bit too much caffeine late in the day.