A Panthropology 101 Vocabulary Primer


For those of you new to the study of pants, it may be helpful to learn a few key terms commonly used by the field’s top panthropologists. As an exercise, please use one of the following words in a sentence.

    pantipathy: a strong aversion to pants
    pantiquity: bloomers of old
    pantithesis: the opposite of pants
    pantidote: a remedy for really ugly pants
    pantidisestablishmentarianism: a fierce opposition to going shopping for pants
    pantagonize: to cause annoyance by mocking someone’s ugly pants
    pantepenultimate: the pants you wear when you are almost, but not quite, down to your last pair of clean pants.
    pantecedent: the pants you wore yesterday
    pantennae: trouser-shaped appendages atop the head (see also pantlers)
    panterior: the front side of one’s pants
    pantathema: really, really ugly pants
    panthem: a song of pants celebration. PANTS!
    panthology: a collection of short pants
    panthrax: an infectious disease that makes one’s pants fit poorly
    panthropormorphism: ascribing properties of pants to objects or creatures
    pantlers: the horns atop the head of a pantelope
    pantomime: the trousers of a mime
A pair of pantennae.

A pair of pantennae.

This load of pants was for a Monday Mission, hosted by Painted Maypants. This week’s assignment was to write a post in the form of a vocabulary list.

14 responses to “A Panthropology 101 Vocabulary Primer

  1. pantennae!

    BWAHAHAH!

  2. Pantichrist – one who doesn’t believe in me wearing pants.

  3. I have a bad case of panthrax, undoubtedly brought on by all that apple crisp, among other things.

  4. paunt – the female relative who gifts the kids with pants at birthdays & xmases.

  5. :: snort :: Love it!!

  6. “Pantennae” made me laugh out loud.

  7. I couldn’t help pantagonizing her; she needed a pantidote to the hot pink and red striped pantathema she wore.

  8. pantdemic. Alejna at her best. I am panting in your wake.

  9. love your pantannae, pantepenultimate: that would be me. very clever vocabulary list.

  10. this? was pantastic! thank you! Well done!

  11. Last night I was pushing a patient through the hospital and I happened to look at a door I’ve never noticed before. There was a sign that said, “Bad Pants Open” and I thought of you immediately. (Bad Pants Open is a fundraising golfing tournament where everyone wears bad pants, but I only remembered that after you came to mind, LOL)

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