The 2009 Golden Pants Award


I’m ever-so-pleased to announce the winner of this year’s coveted Golden Pants Award:

Painted Maypole is no newcomer to pantsblogging. Her highly acclaimed 2008 post, The New Pants Network, is considered one of the finest pieces of contemporary American pantswriting, and is frequently discussed in upper level college pants seminars.
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This year, Painted Maypole has added to her pants repertoire with three stunning new works of pants under her belt this year: Shakespeare’s Pants, More of Willy’s Pants, and undoubtedly her finest pants oeuvre to date, Showtunes in the Key of PANTS. This latest work explores the gamut of pants emotions, from sheer pants exuberance to pants melancholy, and will have you singing in your pants:

When you are PANTS,
You are PANTS all the way
From the first time you’re worn
To your last dyin’ day.

Truer words were never sung.

Congratulations, Pantsed Maypole. You are invited to try these pants on for size.

The historic and highly coveted Golden Pants Award was first awarded in 2008.

5 responses to “The 2009 Golden Pants Award

  1. Brava! Pantsy congratulations!

  2. I am pantsed. I mean floored. I never expected such an honor. You pants me, you really pants me! I will never give up trying to get into Alejna’s pants. I mean… I will never give up trying to excel in informing the world about the hilarity of pants. Pants on! (or off, if you prefer…)

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  4. Bravo!

    Author, Author!

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