I’m on Twitter now!


So many of my friends are now on Twitter that I thought I should finally jump in to see what all the brouhaha is about. Here’s a slice of what I’ve been up to so far. (Note: I’ve arranged things chronologically for you, rather than reversed like it shows on the Twitter site.)

    Hey, I’m on Twitter!
    about 13 hours ago from web
    ————–
    Look at me, I’m twittering.
    about 13 hours ago from web
    ————–
    I’m still Twittering.
    about 12 hours ago from web
    ————–
    @mrrutabagahead Try rubbing on a paste of baking soda, peanut butter and ground fenugreek.
    about 12 hours ago from web in reply to mrrutabagahead
    ————–
    @spacedudette That will certainly change the way I think about ceiling tiles.
    about 12 hours ago from web in reply to spacedudette
    ————–
    This twittering business is great.
    about 11 hours ago from web
    ————–
    I sure am glad I’m twittering. Or should I say Twittering? With a captial T?
    about 11 hours ago from web
    ————–
    So I guess we have to work with 140 characters. Really? So that doesn’t seem like all that many. I’ll have to learn to start being more bri
    about 11 hours ago from web
    ————–
    Hey! That got cut off. I guess I’ll just continue here. Where was I? Oh, right. “ef.”
    about 11 hours ago from web
    ————–
    See? I can be brief with the rest of them. Just the other day I was telling this great joke about a plumber who found a weasel stuck in hi
    about 11 hours ago from web
    ————–
    @squirrelguirrel It wouldn’t be the first time I had a restraining order taken out against me.
    about 11 hours ago from web in reply to squirrelguirrel
    ————–
    @flourpower I tried your cupcake recipe, but the olives exploded. Did I do something wrong?
    about 10 hours ago from web in reply to flourpower
    ————–
    @sheepsheep Yes!
    about 10 hours ago from web in reply to shesheep
    ————–
    @milkshaken Maybe.
    about 10 hours ago from web in reply to milkshaken
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    @spoonbender Under absolutely no circumstances.
    about 10 hours ago from web in reply to spoonbender
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    @melancholycauliflower I found that strangely arousing.
    about 10 hours ago from web in reply to melancholycauliflower
    ————–
    I’m really getting the hang of this Twittering business.
    about 10 hours ago from web
    ————–
    I sure am glad I’m Twittering.
    about 9 hours ago from web

It doesn’t get much better than that! I hope you’ll come follow me: http://twitter.com/alejna_pants

14 responses to “I’m on Twitter now!

  1. @alejna_pants u r 2 funny. #aprilfools

  2. Got me! Not only did I foolishly follow that link, but then I actually went to the site and cut and pasted ‘alejna_pants’ fruitlessly. You’d be surprised how many people on Twitter also love the word “pants.”

  3. jerk!! LOL you crack me up

  4. I too was April fooled.

  5. You got me. I was all of a twitter. Cool.

  6. ok, so the scary thing is that the fact that all these people read through your joke twitters to the end of the post and STILL thought you were really on twitter means that the inane tweets you came up with aren’t all that far off from the real thing.

  7. I’m following you right now at this very moment. Twitter!

  8. i just had to go back and read that again…too funny!

  9. Okay, you should really Twitter. I’m sad now. April Fool’s :(

  10. Sure, I was going to join Twitter today, but I have all these dress pants to iron for my wife.

  11. Got me. (In my defense, it’s now the third, and who checks the date on posts?)

    You may follow me (for real) at: http://www.twitter.com/markarayner

    Come on … all the kids are doin’ it!

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