Birthdays and weddings. Condolences. Friendship. Any gift shop or supermarket can offer up plenty of cards for plenty of occasions. But in this digital age, the world is serving up more and more occasions for which the greeting card market has yet to be tapped.
- Mazel tov!
Wishing you all the joy of your new blog!
- Smile ;)
You’re being cyber-stalked!
- You are invited!
To waste away your time on Facebook.
- I can’t keep my hands off you!
Thank you for being my iPhone.
Your YouTube video’s gone viral, and that’s nothing to sneeze at!
- My heart beats for your tweets!
I’ll follow you anywhere.
- You’re one in 257! (And counting.)
I’m so glad you’re my “friend.”
- Thinking of you in your time of loss.
Hard drive failure sucks. Wishing you speedy data recovery.
- Happy job hunting!
Sorry to hear that you’ve been dooced.
You’ve reached your 200th Facebook Friend.
- Bon voyage!
Wishing you many hours of escape with your new Wii.
- Happy Bloggiversary!
u can haz cayk!
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