Today is Thanksgiving Day in the United States, a holiday marked by primarily by sitting around a table and eating. In honor of the day, I’ll set the table for you.
A collection of spoons (and forks)
- Spoon!: The battlecry of The Tick.
- spooning: a position for cuddling.
- born with a silver spoon in one’s mouth: an expression said of one who is born into a wealthy family.
- Silver Spoons (1982-1987) A TV show about a rich kid and his father. (Did anyone else remember that the show had regular appearances from Jason Bateman as a kid?)
- Can you hang a spoon from the tip of your nose?
- gag me with a spoon: an 80s Valspeak exclamation used to express contempt and/or disgust.
- A Spoonful of Sugar: a song from the movie Mary Poppins.
- Hey Diddle Diddle: A nursery rhyme in which a dish rus away with a spoon:
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
- And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon: a picture book by Janet Stevens.
- “There is no spoon”: a line from The Matrix, and a reference to this spoon-bending scene:
- fork in the road: a type of intersection.
- The Dirty Fork Sketch, from Monty Python:
• An effete British superhero, to be precise. I am pilfering your tableware because I hurl it. I hurl it with a deadly accuracy. The Blue Raja is my name. And yes, I know I don’t wear much blue and I speak in a British accent, but if you know your history it really does make perfect sense…The point is: Your boy’s a Limey fork-flinger, Mother.
• I say, what the fork! Let’s do it!
• May the forks be with us.
If you’re looking for more tasty bits to gobble up once your t(of)urkey is gone, go stick your fork into the 107th Carnival of Satire over at The Skwib. A spoonful of satire makes the holiday angst go down! (Especially when taken with a Wild Turkey chaser.)