Birthdays and weddings. Condolences. Friendship. Any gift shop or supermarket can offer up plenty of cards for plenty of occasions. But in this digital age, the world is serving up more and more occasions for which the greeting card market has yet to be tapped.
- Mazel tov!
Wishing you all the joy of your new blog! - Smile ;)
You’re being cyber-stalked! - You are invited!
To waste away your time on Facebook. - I can’t keep my hands off you!
Thank you for being my iPhone. - Achoo!
Your YouTube video’s gone viral, and that’s nothing to sneeze at! - My heart beats for your tweets!
I’ll follow you anywhere. - You’re one in 257! (And counting.)
I’m so glad you’re my “friend.” - Thinking of you in your time of loss.
Hard drive failure sucks. Wishing you speedy data recovery. - Happy job hunting!
Sorry to hear that you’ve been dooced. - Congratulations!
You’ve reached your 200th Facebook Friend. - Bon voyage!
Wishing you many hours of escape with your new Wii. - Happy Bloggiversary!
u can haz cayk!
This post has been brought to you on the occasion of the Monday Mission. For more greeting cards to stuff in your envelope, go visit Painted Maypole.
14 responses so far ↓
kaye // February 3, 2009 at 12:01 am |
so true, love the onesie and the card
kaye // February 3, 2009 at 12:03 am |
I went back and read the one-liners more carefully. I bet we’ll be seeing e-cards of those to post on our friends web spaces. Creative post
de // February 3, 2009 at 8:29 am |
very droll.
Painted Maypole // February 3, 2009 at 9:20 am |
he he he
I could send and receive all of those cards, me thinks.
Mad // February 3, 2009 at 10:36 am |
Ah. the Twitter valentine. It is a much needed commodity isn’t it? Hey wait! I don’t think you’re on Twitter. Maybe a party invitation is in order.
Mad // February 3, 2009 at 10:37 am |
And the Feed Me picture has left me with a severe need to nuzzle baby tummy.
Mary G // February 3, 2009 at 11:42 am |
That’s some toothsome baby.
As usual, you’ve got me coughing and choking on my coffee. I should know better by now than to pull up any post of yours while drinking anything.
Hilarious.
Holly // February 3, 2009 at 12:06 pm |
This is BRILLIANT. Make these into cards and open an etsy shop!
azahar // February 3, 2009 at 4:31 pm |
“You’re one in 257! (And counting.) ”
Ha!
Love that t-shirt (the kid’s kinda cute too).
alejna // February 3, 2009 at 7:11 pm |
kaye-
Thanks, and thanks for the visit! I’d love to see my greeting cards come to life, but I doubt it will happen.
de-
Droll. There’s a word I don’t come across too often, but thanks!
Painted-
Thanks for the prompt! (I had to refrain from trying to make images for more of them.)
Mad-
I have a fear of Twitter. I’m afraid I may get sucked into it, since so many of you are out there playing together on it. But I spend too much time online as it is. (And if you come visit, I promise I will provide a baby tummy to nuzzle. Also shelter and food.)
Mary G-
Toothsome! There’s another infrequent word. How lovely. Theo is also beautifully toothless, as you can see from the top photo. (And the bit about choking on your coffee is a wonderful compliment! Thank you!)
Holly-
I seriously may develop more of them, at least into e-cards.
az-
I’m glad you enjoyed! As for the onesie, it is sadly temporary. I borrowed one of Phoebe’s washable markers and drew on the “chicklet.” It has already been besmirched by drool, and has run. If Crayola’s promise holds true, the design will disappear in the laundry. (Happily, the same can’t be said for the kid.)
pgoodness // February 3, 2009 at 9:13 pm |
LOL! I do believe you are the queen of missions and lists. :)
ewe_are_here // February 4, 2009 at 3:55 pm |
Love these!
KC // February 4, 2009 at 8:49 pm |
This is an untapped market…brilliant!
Kyla // February 6, 2009 at 9:38 am |
Hahaha! Genius, pure genius.