It is imperative that I produce a pants post, pronto. I’ve had a request from a pants enthusiast for some fresh pants. And I’ve been rummaging through my pants pile, and coming up time and time again without the right pants. I thought I’d hit bottom. What could possibly top the pants I previously posted?
Just in the nick of time, my friend jenny sent me a link to a dramatic pants saga, a tale in which a young woman urgently cries out to the universe:
“Have you seen my pants?”
Read all about it. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hold your pants close.
2 responses so far ↓
Jangari // June 14, 2007 at 12:51 am |
I remember in high school drama lessons, we were given the task of writing and performing a single sketch, the only criterion being the line, somewhere, “Do you know you’re not wearing any pants?”
alejna // June 15, 2007 at 9:17 am |
Jangari-
An excellent criterion. It should be used in more contexts.